I once had a dream where my friend and I had been professional wrestlers prior to our current employment. Everytime we spoke, we would begin with an anecdote about how we did things back in the "good old days." The ...Read More
I found this note on my desk at work this morning. Prior to this, my place of business had been broken into, with several thousand dollars worth of merchandise stolen. It is bizarre. Read More
It used to be so easy. It was part of my daily routine: wake up, eat a bowl of soggy cereal while watching reruns of Spongebob Squarepants, change out of the pair of track pants I slept in (pants that I ...Read More
I DON'T USE WORDS SO GOOD, so here are some pictures. Read More
I'm standing behind the counter at my job. My job involves exersizing extreme amounts of patience as what is apparently every old person and angry minority member in the state lined up in an unorganized, shouting circle. I'm currently waiting ...Read More
Thinking is an addiction. I'm pretty sure. No obscurity this time. Maybe I can do it? I throw the phone to others and let them howl for the most primal concerns I dream of, though I'm not even sure why. I've lost myself ...Read More
I have nothing here. So, in the meantime, here's: NOBY NOBY BOY SUPER PRO REVIEW (SCORE: * OUT OF A POSSIBLE *) [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ornRRYc6E4k&hl=en&fs=1] Also pictures: Read More
There exists in this country, underneath a secret bunker under the White House (it is a secret under another secret), a highly advanced artificial intelligence (a.i) known as the White Rhino. It has, for the last forty-two years, eight months, ...Read More
Where Am I? (.mp3 @ 192 kb/s) Ohhhhh fuck. Read More
Tonight, I drove like a maniac. I was on my way home from a particularly stressed out night at work, flying through a school zone at sixty (60) miles per hour (the school zone by my place is twenty (20) miles ...Read More